ifyoucarryonthisway:

i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute 

(Source: averagefairy, via thebonerjagker)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

dear diary,
day 7. it’s been a week since i ordered the Never Ending Pasta Bowl at olive garden. im so tired, i havent showered. i miss my family

(via we-are-the-radio)

vexeds:

I follow back 100%! Message me if I missed you. :) xx
My mom taught me one thing: You don’t always have to tell people you love them. You just have to give them no reason to doubt it. -Anonymous (via fluffynips)

(Source: talkingoutsoft, via fluffynips)

Stop swimming across oceans for people who wont jump a puddle for you. -Anonymous (via fluffynips)

(Source: mindlesskids, via fluffynips)

punacceptable:

I’m saying “excuse me” but I mean “why the fuck are u and ur friends fucking standing in the middle of the hallway blocking everyone what the fuck u fucker”

(via teenage-harmony)