modified-feminist:

my boyfriend spat out his drink when he saw this
perfect
headfirstforieros:

frankwantstheg:






tastes like
free healthcare


 
tastes like
FREEDOM 



tastes like moose



tastes like
leprechauns



Taste’s like you

only sweeter

tastes like

lies

I WAS LAUGHING THEN I WAS CRYING
best-of-funny:

geekingermany:

I cannot get enough of this comic sometimes

X
  • mom: what if your future husband doesn't like your favorite band then what
  • me: why wouldn't he like his own music mom

imjustonekid:

i wish i could be a mermaid because then i’d have pretty hair and i wouldn’t have to shave my legs because no legs

(Source: unbelieverzz, via shelikestheboysintheband)